2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January
Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
Mr. Peanut died???
Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
Kat Von D sold her makeup company
Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
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Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic
the impeachment trial began in the Senate
the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
heres a fun throwback
I truly hate what this post has become
This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question “do I tell them?” And the answer is “Definetely no”
Holy shit this is a fucking time capsule. 17 dead from covid? 17?! Jesus fucking christ. This year has been a century.
me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.
some nerd: source????
me:
me: ??????
me:
Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though
This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen.
Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime.
Reblog if you weren’t in metroid prime
In these troubling times, it’s nice to see a nice, simple, quintessential Tumblr post.
Fucking prove to me that I wasn’t in Metroid Prime.
being gay is like…. we’re friends…. but are we flirting?…. now we’re fake flirting…. or is this serious flirting?…. we’re really good friends….. you tell me I’m pretty and I call you attractive…. but we’re just being nice, right?…. and I’m down to kiss…. if you want….
